I love junk food
Your favorite food is spinach with cheese
I like to learn
You like to play and you’re a bit of a know it all
You like to see Bob the builder
made of empty cans of baked beans in tomato sauce.
I don’t, I like the view from the Eiffel Tour
and that enormous church in Barcelona.
And I really want to see the palace of
Sissi and a brown bear in the middle of the woods.
Like you would care, you’re happy
with your comics and a glass of beer.
You also like pancakes when they’re kind of burned.
I don’t.
I don’t like them anyway.
And you love it when we watch the everlasting reruns of the Looney Tunes together, how romantic.
I wanna scream because I hate that rabbit and that stupid yellow bird.
I don’t like to play in the garden with a soapbubble sword.
I don’t like to play hide en seek in the swimming pool.
I don’t like to play with marbles.
I don’t like to play.
I think it’s time for a vacation.
So next week we’ll go to Denmark so you can visit Legoland and I can shop till I drop out of this stupid childish life with you.
I don’t know why but I still want a hamburger...