Good morning to myself!

A great bed, but the weather looked splendid
And it was a good thing the night had ended

Whistling and singing I got out of the shower
And witnessed myself at my finest hour

A breakfast and some glorious clothes to wear
Cause I knew this would be a day with flair

I went outside and something fell on my head
I hoped it was rain but it was bird shit instead

Then when I tried to walk back in horror I felt something slippery under my shoe
I hoped is was a banana but instead of that it was the dog poo

What a good way to start my day right in front of my door
It’s good for a laugh anyhow, considering the possible more,
I giggle and smile at what’s in store!