I change into a wolf, I'm no longer a man.
My eyes pop out so far, I see people in Japan.
My lower jaw goes through the floor,
I think I feel the earth's core.
My tongue is like an endless red carpet
where you can walk on with your high heels.
Your beauty cannot be bought on ACME Market.
My howl can be heard from the moon, for real.
It doesn't matter how many pianos you drop on me,
my teeth will always play a perfect symphony.
My heart is like a basketball,
bouncing with the speed of light.
Your smell lifts me with its odorous call.
I always stand up, even if I fall from great heights.
I hope we're not like Tom and Jerry,
I hope that we're the contrary.
Like those Joseph and Mary
or whipped cream and a cherry.
I'm not in love, I'm just drawn that way.
No pain can stop me from loving you another day.