Here's a story
About human beings
About their stupidity
And that sort of things

If I tell someone my age
But I look a little younger
They thought that I lied
Allthough I look a little longer

So I hit them in the face
And then they start crying
But just because you're stupid
Doesn't mean I'm lying

So I sell ice cream
And people ask me the names of the flavor
Then they starting to correct me
Oh come on, do me a favor

They ask: 'are you sure that's pistache?'
They say: 'no, that's the wrong one'
But who does that work for 2 years?
It's not something I've never done

So I kicked them in the butt
You could see them flying
But just because you're stupid
Doesn't mean I'm lying

Another thing
When I make a decision
I thing about it first
With great precision

So when I tell my decision
And I tell my reason for it
They think I bend the truth
That I'm talking bullshit

But I keep repeating
Until the day I'm dying
But just because you're stupid
Doesn't mean I'm lying