10 ways to kill yourself
Dangling from a hangman’s noose
Just don’t make the knot to loose,
Cut yourself with razor blades,
Just consider the mess you’d make.
Run around traffic and get hit by a bus,
I think that delay would cause quite a fuss
Lie down on the cold train tracks,
Sit back enjoy, and just relax.
Take a pill, or two or three,
Cyanide works best, try and you’ll see.
Jump off the tallest building you know,
The splatter from that makes quit a show.
The water is lovely, on the bottom you know
Pull a bag over yer head, try to breath,
I know you can’t, so you won’t be deceived.
Walk down the Bronx, with a kluklux hat,
Maybe then you’ll finally get attention from that!
Watch Titanic, that should prove a horrible death.
Well, just be creative, and don’t forget,
Most artists aren’t recognized until after they’re dead!
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