what do you have to do when you get attacked
you just have to take your bottle of maze
then get a step back
and spray it in his face

if you don’t have any maze with you
maybe you have your purse
or maybe an umbrella to hit him with
yeah that’s even worse

men don’t have a purse, or maze
but maybe you have a pocket knife
if you threaten to cut his ‘jewels’ off
he’ll run for his life

if you don’t have any weapons
just scream and make a lot of sound
he’ll be scared people will come to the noise
and don’t forget, start kicking around

off course, if he has a gun
and it’s pointed to your head
you’d better work with him
you don’t want to end up dead

but if he only has a knife
or nothing at all
running is the best option
or kicking him in the balls

keep this defence tips in mind
it might save your life some day
and don’t think they would laugh at you
if you simply run away