Psychics claim to have a sixth sense,
that they really feel the presence
of someone who has cashed in his chips.
The question that is on everyone's lips:
Is it true that they talk to the dead
or do they hear voices in their heads?
Psychics don't know who they contact.
It is all vague and that's a fact.
They must guess the relative's names
like in those 20 Question games.
Does it begin with an A, T or a M?
You give the right answer and you praise them!
Psychics see chestpain in a figure like dad.
Could it be that nephew you wish you'd never had
or that uncle you haven't seen in ten years?
But before this spirit disappears,
it has some important things to tell.
But it's so general, like: do well,
don't quit school, don't be a fool, obey the rules,
the war in Kabul isn't cool and don't be cruel.
Psychics like to have money, they're not dumb.
Chatting with the great Kingdom Come,
is a nice way to make a living
and no one is unforgiving.
They need quarters to call
the dead who live in Heaven's Hall.