There was a knight riding his horse
He was like a bandit or even worse

He rode through the woods at amazing speed
Everything trembled under his stallions feet

He heared a girls voice from afar
And he felt the growing of his energy bar

He looked at her from behind the tree
O would he like for her to bend the knee

The girl took naked a jump in the river
The cold of the water made her boobies shiver

The knight was up for a bang
He mumbled to himself and sang

" Rape, rape, rape, rape, I'm into a little rape
If she tries to run away, I'll just have to use some tape"

He jumped at her but didn't know
He wasn't the only man who wanted a go

Ten other lads did appear
All men with whom he just had a beer

They all argued for who would get to be first
Because no knight wants to swim in the previous his burst

So they all fought, it was a battle to the death
In the meantime, the girl didn't hear anything, it was like she was deaf

The battle was over, our hero had won
When he wanted to collect his prize, the girl had left, there was none

He cursed and put his sword away
Seems like it will be his right hand again today !