She said she didn't need much from him, when she once was his girl
Those women who drive expensive cars are supposed to wear necklaces with pearls
Her man works double shifts to afford her way of life
She's too tired to even say hello as he finally arrives

She took his card the other day to forget about the things he lacks
She went out empty handed and came home with loads of shopping bags
He told her it looks great on her, she replied don't call me honey
She doesn't care for his words, her only concern is plastic money

Their 12 year anniversary was a small trip to the Bahamas
And all day she ate oysters, a fancy way where other people eat bananas
He says she's pretty after all those years but again, what does he even know
She wears her sunglasses on cloudy days, cause botox is her way to go

Lately I say I don't need much from him, I just want to be his girl
He doesn't need to buy me flowers, and don't ever show up with stupid pearls
I need someone to laugh with and when I'm sad someone to cover
It's all I ever care about, I won't become your expensive lover