There is a duck, he can smell it.
They don't tell you that, it is secret.
But the Greeks they know this,
they have for thousands of years.
Cheese, it is all in the cheese,
sometimes the molt can't be seen.
Not a goose, but a duck.
That is why we can't trust the Chinese.
If we order the duck we get it cooked.
We can't use it after it has been cooked.
I mean it is delicious, i eat it with hoisin sauce.
And i cannot say they do it on purpose,
because Peking Duck is really nice.
But we can't trust the Chinese.
And Greeks are lazy so they will not help us.
Only if we are like those lame Europeans.
And give them money to save their economy.
My dear uncle already told me to never do so.
Never save someones economy with hard cash.
That was like 20 months ago, smart man good genes.
I did business myself became really really rich.
Invested my old mans money and changed the world.
Ducks can't do that trust me i know that is for certain.
But they can smell that the cheese is wrong.
I am no duck and the duck is not here.
So no, i will not take the cheese.

Excellent sir another
glass of wine perhaps